Honestly, I have no idea how many different names our Grandmaster B got tortured with over the years…but somehow quite a few of them suddenly came back to me today.
Put them into a little… whatever 😄
Fandom, dusty archives, ChatGPT,
My question was:
“Who was Grandmaster B?”
But all they gave me
were the names he never wanted to hear —
All the nicknames
ringing loud and clear:
“Grand Marshal, Wizard, Flasher B.
Grand Bastard, Ma, even Father — Gee!
But never ever
GRANDMASTER B!”
But he was tough
and we loved the vibe.
Raiders jacket,
backwards cap with pride.
Sunglasses on —
that special thing,
but whatever he did
the crowd still sang
his name…
just in a different slang:
“Mixmaster, Ghostbuster, Grasshopper B,
Dustbuster, Butt-Wagger, even Dishwasher — Gee!
But never ever
GRANDMASTER B!”
He started a career
no matter what,
and suddenly
the girls were hot.
No more rubber dolls in his bed,
but here’s what they never said:
They never called him “GRANDMASTER B!”
Instead they gave him a brand-new ID:
“Bushwhacker, Court Jester, Bellringer B.
Bedwetter, Abdomenizer, even Grandpappy — Gee!
But no one —
no really NO ONE —
ever said
GRANDMASTER B!”
See you all later 😄🔥
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