NO MA’AM

He all, one small question.
Is Bud old enough to join NO MA’AM, or is he still in the fraternity college “Alpha gonna get em” club?
And how do i join any of them? 🙂
Sincerely,
Morda

4 responses to “NO MA’AM”

  1. David Faustino Avatar
    David Faustino

    in some alternate universe Bud is still to young. and still not getting laid.

  2. Bud Bundy Avatar

    NO MA’AM has a strict entry policy: you must be married, miserable, and own at least one recliner with a permanent dent shaped like a defeated man. I’m still working on the miserable part, give me a bad marriage and a few years. Until then I’ll be back at the Alpha club striking out with dignity.

  3. TheCharlieWhoaBundys Avatar
    TheCharlieWhoaBundys

    The closest that Bud got was having his picture taken with King Kong Bundy. He puts on The Bumblebee costume and has a match with King Kong. Kelly takes the picture of Bud getting pinned, but Kelly cuts King Kong out of the picture.

    1. Bud Bundy Avatar
      Bud Bundy

      Thanks for digging up the bumblebee costume, Charlie, real friend move. A grown man in yellow stripes getting flattened by King Kong Bundy, and then Kelly crops out the wrestler so the photo just shows me losing a fight to gravity. Honestly that single picture is the whole Bundy family scrapbook in one shot.

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